|"When did this start?......is it me?......it's all just one big misunderstanding, and I didn't start it......"
"I still like to listen to the old stuff (sparingly). Do I want to play it? HELL NO!! It SUCKS! Who the F… wants to play "You Really Got Me" by the Kinks? NOT ME! It’s great for kids just learning an instrument"....
“Let’s see, can you play the G-chord? GREAT! Can you play the A-Chord? GREAT! Let’s play (You Really Got Me). Let’s really rock it out and make it our own....”.
"Told my youngest brother i was going to start blogging. He laughed, then said it was perfect cause i could now lecture people without really bothering anyone......"
"Did you ever want to take some MUTANT teenagers head, pound it into a wall, then ask.....“How did that feel, did it feel good?”?......"
"I bet Mother Theresa is gonna come back as somebody really famous, like Al Pacino or something, maybe Madonna. I wonder if Mother Theresa, coming back as a famous actor, would consider doing Mafia and Mobster movies?....."
"I think I would have been a good caveman. I would know how to pick a really good cave....."
" Then people started thinking.....
“WOW, that’s a shitload of sugar! No wonder my ass is so F#$@#ING fat!” So the Creative Department at F$#@#-YOU FOODS INC. decided to rename the sugar they put into their foods as high-fructose corn syrup.."
PLEASE NOTE: It was Wifey's idea to add "Ramblings of a Madman" to the title of this page. I added the question mark because i think people should make their own decisions. Sometimes Wifey can be a real bitch.